“I got rained on today and the bag ripped because of the water. I was really looking forward to it too.”

“Was enjoying my “empanada” until I flipped it over”

“Was confused when it didn’t sound like it hit the floor.”

“I just got served my pizza like this.”

“Great…”

“Welp… Breakfast is off.”

“Been waiting 2 months for my gas range to be shipped from Italy only to have them drop and smash it 20ft from my house. No more xmas at house….”

“-41°c and no one to let me in to work.”

“Joke’s on you I’m a poor college student and that backpack only had dirty clothes in it.”

“Gave my toddler a lollipop, i went 2 refill his drink and when I turn around he’s just standing there minus the lollipop. Later on I found out where he put the lollipop. “

“I got scalped by my son’s stupid robotic snake.”

“My grandma spent over 2 hours sewing this and when she finished she noticed she misspelled mail.”

“I’ve seen it happen in movies but never dreamed I would see it in real life. Shocked children at bottom for extra OMG. “No kids it’s not Santa just Uncle Jeff trying to get the damn tree.” Merry Christmas, y’all!”

“Dad dropped something and made a huge hole in the sink.”

“My bathroom cabinet came down tonight.”

“Well, hopefully my new headlights work.”

“Got stuck in mud, ground was solid for a human but not a 5 ton machine.”

“Drunk driver hit my parked car at 4 a.m. this morning.”

“My UPS driver ran over my package.”

“My son left the bathroom tap running with the plug in ,the day before our landlords house inspection . Bye bye deposit .”